1)Ex porn “writer”/ “producer” guy whose wife makes all the costumes
2)Free Speechin’ loon bat whose only contribution is a restating of the First Amendment (passed and ratified *before* slavery was abolished or women had the right to vote)
3)The stripper/porn actress/nipple clamp fetishsta who *somehow* managed to get healthcare and a 401K plan while gathering most of her clients off Craigslist
4) MyPornSmellsLikeRoses. Some people actually claim to have found and use the holy grail of the YayPornies’s position: pro-women porn! Feminist porn! Yes. (when writing this role remember this person does not see themselves as- necessarily-pro-porn. They too believe rape porn is “kinda icky” but not their beloved Annie Sprinkle collection.)
5) Stop-judging-you-*meanies*-whinebag. “Can’t everyone just get along? I thought we were supposed to be helping each other! If this is what feminism is about then I’m out!” (exit scene).
6) Radical Feminist.
Casting should be incredibly easy.
Kill off 1-5 in the first scene. We all like happy endings.
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7) Mr I’m-Completely-Objective-Because-I-Can-Name 26-Postmodern-Theorists-And-Don’t-Get-Emotional-Over-Rape-And-Abuse
Comment by Laurelin January 25, 2008 @ 1:27 pmThe PostModern D000d!
Comment by pisaquaririse January 25, 2008 @ 2:04 pmHe’s so splendid… he would have to wear a hat…don’t know why, I just see it.
2)Free Speechin’ loon bat whose only contribution is a restating of the First Amendment (passed and ratified *before* slavery was abolished or women had the right to vote)
hey, I resemble that remark…
I have to say that it had never occurred to me to consider the fact that the Bill of Rights was ratified well before many human rights were even considered. (It seems a bit bloody obvious, now that you’ve pointed it out…d’oh..)
but I’m not sure I follow after that - are you saying the first amendment doesn’t count? is pointless? is only for men? is specious lipservice? should not be claimed as a defense for pornography because pornography itself is a violation of human rights?
Comment by antiprincess January 25, 2008 @ 3:36 pmantiprincess is all over the place! (still responding to first post but I got a minute)
Comment by pisaquaririse January 25, 2008 @ 4:15 pmIf you want my interpretation of the 1st amendment then I would suggest reading my recent post “Word Price Index.”
What I mean in pointing out the history is that, when it was written, I can’t say I think it was meant for all persons right to free speech even though it says that.
And yes I think it is a poor defense of porn for the reason you listed among others.
oh. okay. thanks for the clarification.
(tucks loon bat under arm, goes home…
Comment by antiprincess January 25, 2008 @ 4:39 pm[...] so here is the scene: you are in a porn debate-the usual characters ablaze- and someone says [...]
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